Into the Vault with Irving Forbush
No duh, Hawkeye.

No duh, Hawkeye.

So, you’re playing basketball, it doesn’t matter where, talking about getting AIDS from a soda can, when outta NOWHERE comes the Flash who dumps a Flash-fact on you. 

Where did he come from? Was he passing by when he overheard a 12-year-old say something stupid? Couldn’t he just drop a pamphlet on them on his way to fighting crime? 

Now the Flash doesn’t explain how you DO get AIDS, he just grabs your basketball, slam dunks it and is on his way. Flash!

So, you’re playing basketball, it doesn’t matter where, talking about getting AIDS from a soda can, when outta NOWHERE comes the Flash who dumps a Flash-fact on you.

Where did he come from? Was he passing by when he overheard a 12-year-old say something stupid? Couldn’t he just drop a pamphlet on them on his way to fighting crime?

Now the Flash doesn’t explain how you DO get AIDS, he just grabs your basketball, slam dunks it and is on his way. Flash!

Merry Christmas to all that choose to celebrate it.

Merry Christmas to all that choose to celebrate it.

YouTube lightened up their content policies and my Sparks documentary is available of their site for the very first time! I made this found-footage documentary for a journalism class my junior year of college in 2010. Check it out!

Aunt May’ll blast ya till next Leap Year!

Aunt May’ll blast ya till next Leap Year!

Hey Marvel, why don’t you want all the money? Aunt May: Assassin! C’mon, it’s been 40 years, how has this not been the greatest series of them all?

Hey Marvel, why don’t you want all the money? Aunt May: Assassin! C’mon, it’s been 40 years, how has this not been the greatest series of them all?

Nice retort, Spider-Man!

Nice retort, Spider-Man!

How great would a Die Hard sequel featuring Kraven the Hunter be?

How great would a Die Hard sequel featuring Kraven the Hunter be?

Hey Marvel, when even your own characters are sick of your crossovers, you’ve gone too far.

Hey Marvel, when even your own characters are sick of your crossovers, you’ve gone too far.

Take away the fights, take away the wonderful art, take away everything that’s bizarre and beautiful about the genre, this is why I will always love superhero comics.

Take away the fights, take away the wonderful art, take away everything that’s bizarre and beautiful about the genre, this is why I will always love superhero comics.